Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 9

February 27, 2008

I won’t copy anything from this thread.  Because the whole thread is great.  That same 15 year old kid wanted to show off his spreadsheet skills, so he predicted the outcome of the delegate totals.  About a month ago he starte this.  Came up with McCain being about 40 delegates short. 

Here is the great thing about that…since he first posted, his predictions have shown to be ridiculously wrong.  (He bet someone that Huckabee would win Virginia, since a poll the day before showed McCain support drop from 22 points down to about 11…his logic was that since it happened once, it would happen again.  Obviously revealing to the world a supreme lack of common sense.)  And even though he updated those states to give McCain the correct number of delegates, surprisingly, his total didn’t change all that much.  Why?  Well, to make the total be about the same (and showing him coming up short) he simply revised his predictions of LATER primary states to give him less than he originally did.

Some notable states on this list are Texas, in which he has McCain getting less than 25% of the delegates, despite him currently holding a 10 point lead in the polls, and North Carolina which he has Huckabee winning almost 2/3 of the delegates despite the fact that McCain’s lead in the polls is over 30%.  I won’t get into the fact that in states like Washington, he is giving McCain fewer delegates than he ALREADY has won.  Apparently standing by the same old bitch ass whining that Ron Paul actually won the caucus…which he didn’t.

Also of note are the several upcoming states that he has Ron Paul winning.  Wow.  It is like the kid has no short or long term memory. 

Another funny part of this is their belief that of the several unbound delegates, that McCain will basically get NONE.  Of course the 3 delegates per state almost ALWAYS vote for who the state picked.  But who needs logic when you are a Ron Paulian?  And a 15 year old kid.



Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 6

February 27, 2008

This piece of work wants to know what to do once Ron Paul gets the nomination.  Yup…he still is under the impression that there is any way that he will get the nomination…


 gerryb  Senior Member                       About: Join Date: Nov 2007Posts: 466   In The Event Ron Paul is the Nominee   

What do we do?

  The largest smear campaign known to man will begin the very next day and last for 1 month until the election. What can we do to prevent RP getting even worse results than Goldwater in 64?

Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 8

February 27, 2008

The website linked to here is the key to this post.  I just love the petitions that he has written up.  Almost as hilarious as the fact that he thinks that these petitions will do anything.


 A Ron Paul Rebel  Senior Member                       About: Join Date: Oct 2007Location: New HampshirePosts: 802   How many people want to outlaw photo-radar tickets?

Think of the possibilities if we can unite these individuals! Yeah, I thought you’d see it too… And I know we can do it.That’s why we created a petition site with a few key petitionsthat affect most every American. http://www.standandunite.com isa place where individuals can unite around specific causes…(and they more than likely will be enlightened of Dr. Paul andhis message while there)   There’s 3 big things that everyone can do to help the snowballrolling. 1) sign the petitions that interest you 2) sign up as acharter member and 3) share the website or (even better) pimpthe individual petitions. The first 4 petitions are up with more on the way. Thanks to all,Hunterhttp://www.standandunite.com


Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 7

February 27, 2008

I can’t tell which is more funny about this one.  The fact that this idiot doesn’t realize that many states already HAVE a Conservative Party, or the fact that he thinks that just because some fringe lunatics form a party and call themselves the Conservative Party that somehow that prevents Republicans from calling themselves conservative.


TwiLeXia   Senior Member                       About: Join Date: Dec 2007Posts: 508   

You know what would be hilarious

If we made a party called the “conservative” party. then republicans can’t call themselves conservative anymore, they’d have to come up with a new word

Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 5

February 27, 2008

It took half an hour before anyone realized that this was an obvious joke from the onion…



CurtisLow   Senior Member                       About: Join Date: May 2007Location: PennsylvaniaPosts: 1,896   

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early



Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 4

February 27, 2008

This guy has no job (again…what a shocker coming from a RonPaulian) and seems to be proud of it.  He also is doing nothing to try to get a job.  Again, also proud of that.  And that, my friends, is the average Ron Paulian.



Ball  Senior Member                       About: Join Date: Nov 2007

Posts: 340

   Why did I drive all the way to Texas?

I don’t often talk about my personal life on the Internet. Heck, I don’t in person, either. It’s just not my style. I’ve been described as secretive, seclusive, and even ‘a ninja’ by those who know me in person. I’ve made what would ordinarily be considered huge sacrifices for this campaign. I say ordinarily because while I’ve spent at least 1/3rd of my savings (while not working) on campaigning, the Fed has taken 1/2 in that time. Also, while I’ve been not working, the only job creation in this country in the past few years has been due to government contracts and federal agency hires. Also, while I’ve been homeless, I haven’t been throwing money down the housing hole.  In this country, being poor is just being ahead of the curve.  In the time I’ve been campaigning, I’ve come to realize how fucked we are if this situation doesn’t turn around. Now, a person on the outside may consider this revelation due to insular behavior or group-think within the cult. I haven’t been in the ‘real world’ for a while so I’ve lost my grip. However, what really has happened is I’ve taken what I’ve known in abstract for a long time and finally joined the real world. Also, while I’ve been trying to convince my fellow slaves to wake up, this country has been accelerating down the tubes. I could cite dozens of reasons of concern, but in the last few days I became aware of just how beyond the brink things are and I’m now waiting for the splash. More on that later. While I’m waiting, I’ve driven to Texas to make what I feel is my last stand (although it may not be). In this primary I’m actually hoping most independents vote Hillbama, thinking the Republican contest is over. The GOP regulars here HATE Juan McCain and with 140 delegates up for grabs, their support can topple our way if we pull hard enough. I’ve been making signs and working on a web site to help, but we really need more grunts. I’ll announce where you can sign up, soon. If you don’t show up and fight, I’m sorry but in all likelihood I’m outta here. I don’t have family, property, or any reason except pity to stay in 1930s Germany. Either we make a stand here in Texas and show our vibrancy, or this movement is obviously dead and the country’s hopes along with it. Being as dirt-poor as I am, I see no excuse any of you can muster unless you’ve already escaped and don’t give a shit. Now for a more personal note. A few days ago I’ve come aware of an unprecedented banking crisis. The total reserves held by member banks is now negative. $18B in the hole and growing. People with pending loan payments OF LESS THAN $1k currently in a grace period are getting calls to pay up in a futile attempt to fill the hole. The only reason banking holidays haven’t been declared is because the FED opened the discount window and lowered the standards for what can be used for collateral as loans. This means bad loans are being used as collateral to make massive loans from the FED. The gig is up, and is what prompted me to write to someone in a foreign country today. An excerpt (and you can judge if I’m lucid or not for yourself): “Bank reserves recently went negative. It’s crisis time and It won’t be long before deposits are frozen and money printed to make the difference… “…I knew about the immediate banking crisis (which most people are blind to) for days and I’ve been paralyzed… “I haven’t files for taxes and expect to leave this country within a few years before the gulags open. I don’t know what you’re aware of, but it is extremely scary here. I’ve spent at least $2000 and countless hours trying to spread awareness of Ron Paul since last summer, including a month in New Hampshire and driving to Nevada and Texas. I’ve fought as best as I could with meager means and less means in charismatic powers of persuasion. This country is all but fucked, and universal service (or whatever they’ll term it) is just around the corner. For all the talk about globalism vs isolationism, this country is the most isolated country in the world in terms of capital, diplomatic, labour, and trade restrictions—and we haven’t seen anything yet. In the past whenever a country isolates itself in this manner, the only way to alleviate the obvious problems that arise is to expand its borders and socialize all services (and service, too). This is why Germany invaded Poland, and why we’ve been forcing a petro-dollar empire on the rest of the world. “In a country where the only sources of profit are government contracts and debt-fueled consumption, taking responsibility for its own woes won’t come easy. We will blame everyone else and try to mold reality to fit our fantasy through the end of a gun. I don’t want to be here when the world retaliates against the coming insanity. “In all likelihood we will have McCain, Obama, or Hillary in office soon. These three make Bush look sane, patriotic, even-handed, and even intelligent. McCain is by far the scariest of the bunch. His world view exists within the bureaucratic bubble he grew up in since birth—first the Navy, then Congress. There is no problem in the world which can’t be solved through bureaucracy. This is how he can believe such things as zero percent interest rates, winning Vietnam, and staying in Iraq for 100,000 years. Not that the other two are much different. All three voted for the USA PATRIOT Act and are AIPAC sycophants. “The best way to avert the coming chaos is to prevent McCain from receiving the 1191 delegates needed to win the Republican National Convention. The main hope that this can be done is GOP regulars hate McCain, especially here in Texas. However, most people voting (especially in primaries) are ill-informed to put it kindly. For example, anti-war republicans have been voting for McCain, thinking he will pull us out of Iraq! In the face of this crass ignorance, and a media literally owned by military contractors like GE, I’m feeling like a Palestinian child throwing rocks at a Merkava tank. “Barring some kind of miracle the very best I can expect is a prolonged recession due to the grip of vested interests on the all-powerful political machine. Nearly all job creation in the past few years has been based on government contracts or direct hires by federal agencies. Any economic activity outside this system has become increasingly illegal. People trying to make a profit will become increasingly vilified out of envy and entitlement. We will see rationing of fuel, food, shelters, and other essentials—even the national ‘income’. We will become desperately poor, but will tolerate it due to the ‘fairness’ of it all. Those who don’t consider it fair will be part of a massive brain drain exodus. This is the BEST CASE SCENARIO. The worst case is war, rioting, martial law, crack-downs, and genocide draped in the flag. “I seriously want out of here before then. I’m poor as dirt, but I can (at least for now) get a plane ticket out of crazy town.” So there you have it. I’m greasing my escape tube, but until I uproot myself I really hope we can all fight the beast, together. Please join me in making Texas the point of return. All we need to avert disaster and have a glorious future is a voice of sanity when people are ready to listen. Let’s be that voice.


Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 3

February 27, 2008

This morons wants to go against Ron Paul’s wishes and basically force him to run as a third party.  Again…all the while thinking that after getting 5% of the vote while on the ballot, that he Ron Paul will be able to win the election as a write in.




Senior Member                      

About: Join Date: Nov 2007Posts: 518  

Can’t WE take hold of this?

Collect signatures to get Ron Paul on the ballot as in independent. Or maybe start a write-in campaign. Draft Paul!________________________________________Amazing, amazing.


Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 2

February 27, 2008

Part 2 in an ongoing look at how ridiculous the RonPaulForums are.

This one from a 15 year old kid (what a shocker!) who not only wants to secede from the United States, but actually thinks it is going to happen.  (Other than the fact that he clearly demonstrates that he doesn’t know how a state would go about it.  But, give him a break…he is only 15.  It is not like he knows anything about history.  Or government.  Or politics.)


 Nate K  Senior Member                       About: Join Date: Oct 2007Location: Pittsburgh, PAPosts: 314    

How we can SECEDE from the Union!!

It’s really not that hard, if you focus on what would need to be done in order for this to happen, it’s very doable. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is how I’m pretty sure it works..  There is the State House and the State Senate, just like in the National Congress. Each state has a different amount of representatives and senators, that to my knowledge is NOT based on population.  If we control both sides and agree to secede from the Union, what’s stopping us? Will America go to war? If enough states do so, I highly doubt it! Now if my theory is correct, we ought to use some strategy here, and look at the number of representatives and senators in each state that would enable us to get the most in! Now what would be better for us, a state with a large General Assembly based on population or a smaller one? Here are some key states I think we should focus on (especially Texas) and their General Assembly number: New Hampshire: 24 in the Senate and 400 in the House. Population: est. 1.4 million Vermont: 30 in the Senate and 150 in the House. Population: est. 650,000 Texas: 31 in the Senate and 150 in the House. Population:24 million Montana: 50 in the Senate and 100 in the House. Population: 1 million. Have another state in mind? Post it and I’ll look it up. I’m getting this info from the 2008 Almanac. What does this mean for you? Well this all means start preparing for state government!! State government at this point, if you look at it from this angle, much more powerful than federal. Are you interested in politics? Do you feel that you could serve your constituents? Are you a well enough speaker for the job? If you answer any of these with a yes, YOU SHOULD RUN FOR AT LEAST STATE HOUSE. If you are well qualified (ex. Master’s Degree, great speaker, etc.) you should run for State Senate. Are you not interested enough in politics or that field of study? That’s ok too!! You can donate to the people running in your state, which is just as important! Let’s use an example here for Texas (a state we should all focus on).. A representative for Texas serves approx. 160,000 people. (24,000,000/ 150) That means you would need to have decent funds/ donors in that state to win, my guess is around 100-150k.  However!, in New Hampshire a state representative serves 3, 500 people!! (1,400,000/ 400). You would need little funds to win that state!  So why secede in the first place? Because it may just be a whole lot simpler concentrating our efforts in a few states or even one state, rather than trying to focus on the corruption of the whole country! PLUS, this is a plan that is not expected by the elites, this will have them on their toes, and trust me, with enough planning done quickly, we could pull this off. So what should you do now?? Start sharing ideas in this thread and come up with ideas of your own!!

Ahhhh, those wacky Ron Paul supporters. Part 1

February 27, 2008

This will be an ongoing look at the ridiculous posts on the Ron Paul forums.  Most are ridiculous because of how delusional the poster is.  Others are downright scary.  All are hysterical.  And all will make you feel good about yourself, knowing that you life can’t possibly be as bad as their lives are.

 First up is a moron who wants to give money to Ron Paul to take a vacation.  Awwww…how sweet.

OceanBlue  Member                      About: Join Date: Nov 2007Posts: 15   

Let’s show Ron Paul how much we love him…………..

Perhaps, now is not the time but I would love to see a money bomb for Ron Paul to thank him for everything he’s done. It would be nice to see him and his wife rewarded with a luxurious vacation or a vacation home, whatever.Something to let them know how much they are loved.Legally I don’t know if this is posible.Is anyone with me………

Ron Paul’s support drops 98.8% in just two months!

February 19, 2008

Ron Paul’s President’s Day Money Bomb fizzled like a firecracker once again.  No, not even like a firecracker.  More like those little “Whipper Snappers” you use to get at county fairs that looked like little tadpoles of paper that cracked when you threw them on the ground.  That is what getting less than $80,000 is like.

Just two months and two days ago (“two and two” to Chuck Woolery”) he received $6 million.  So, logically, one can conclude that Ron Paul’s support is about 1.2% of what it was two months ago.  Wow!